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Headlines March 27: The 2023 Royal Manitoba Winter Fair begins today at Brandon’s Keystone Centre. The week-long Ag based indoor show brings thousands of visitors to the city and generates almost $20M in economic activity. | MB Gov announces 3 new schools; 1 for Wpg and Seine River SD and one in the Beautiful Plains SD headquartered in Neepawa. | JenniferJones, Brent Laing win 1st Canadian mixed doubles curling title Sunday, clinching their spot at next month’s world championship in South Korea. | In another sign spring is here, City of Wpg opens applications for bars and restaurants to set up a patio this summer. Patio season officially kicks off April 1. | We’re broke; millennial Canadians dealt generational losing hand layered in debt: insolvency trustee. Insolvent millennials were on average 33 years old, owed an average of $47,283 in unsecured debt. Today is Monday March 27th, Celebrate Exchange Day. It’s also National Joe Day, National Scribble Day, National Spanish Paella Day, World Theatre Day, and Quirky Country Music Song Titles Day, and WOW, there are alot of wierd Country and Western Song titles.

Here’s just a few from allowe.com:

At The Gas Station Of Love, I Got The Self Service Pump

Don’t Squeeze My Sharmon

Don’t Strike A Match To The Book Of Love

Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life

Get The Hammer Mama, There’s A Head On Papa’s Fly (Now That’s The Best One Yet)

Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed

Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth ‘Cause I’m Kissing You Goodbye

Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure

How Can I Get Over You If You Won’t Get Out From Under Me?

How Can I Miss You If You Won’t Go Away?

How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You, When You Know I’ve Been A Liar All My Life?

How Come Your Dog Don’t Bite Nobody But Me?

I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart.

I Gave Her My Heart And A Diamond And She Clubbed Me With A Spade

I Gave Her The Ring, And She Gave Me The Finger

I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except Mine.

I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don’t Run, So I Figure We Got An Even Deal.

I Keep Forgettin’ I Forgot About You

I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well.

I May Be Used, But Baby I Ain’t Used Up

I Sat Down On A Bear Trap (Just This Morning)

I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim’s Gettin Better

I Wanna Whip Your Cow

I Want A Beer As Cold As My Ex-Wife’s Heart

I Wanted You To Leave Until You Left Me

I Was Looking Back To See If You Were Looking Back To See If I Was Looking Back To See If You Were Looking Back At Me

I Went Back To My Fourth Wife For The Third Time And Gave Her A Second Chance To Make A First Class Fool Out Of Me (By Rev. Billy C. Wirtz)

I Wish I Were A Woman (So I Could Go Out With A Guy Like Me)

I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn’t Spell Yuck!

I Would Kiss You Through The Screen Door But It’d Strain Our Love

I Wouldn’t Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I’m Afraid She’d Win

I’d Like To Check You For Ticks

I’d Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy

I’ll Marry You Tomorrow But Let’s Honeymoon Tonight

I’m Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life

I’m So Miserable Without You, It’s Like Having You Here.

I’m The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised

I’ve Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart

I’ve Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Thru You

I’ve Got The Hungries For Your Love And I’m Waiting In Your Welfare Line

I’d Like You A Whole Lot Better If We Slept Together

I’d Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy

I’d Rather Hear A Fat Girl Fart Than A Pretty Boy Sing

I’d Rather Pass A Kidney Stone Than Another Night With You

If Fingerprints Showed Up On Skin, Wonder Whose I’d Find On You

If I Ain’t Got It, You Don’t Need It

If I Can’t Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

If I Had A Nose Full Of Nickels, I’d Sneeze Them All Atchoo

If I Were In Your Shoes, I’d Walk Right Back To Me

If Love Were Oil, I’d Be A Quart Low

If My Nose Were Full Of Nickels, I’d Blow It All On You

If She Hadn’t Been So Good Lookin’ I Might Have Seen The Train

If The Jukebox Took Teardrops

If The Phone Don’t Ring, Baby, You’ll Know It’s Me

If Whiskey Were A Woman, I’d Be Married For Sure

If You Can’t Feel It, It Ain’t There

If You Can’t Be Good, Son, Be Good At It

If You Can’t Bite, Don’t Growl

If You Can’t Live Without Me, Why Aren’t You Dead Yet?

If You Don’t Leave Me Alone, I’ll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will

If You Don’t Leave Me, I’ll Find Someone Who Will

If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?

If You Really Loved Me, You’d Leave

If You See Me Gettin’ Smaller, It’s Cause I’m Leavin’ You

My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart

My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him

Oh, I’ve Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You

Our Love Is Illegal, Cause Our Names Ain’t The Same

Overlonely And Underkissed

Redneck Martians Stole My Baby

She Feels Like A New Man Tonight

She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft

She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger

She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart

She Walked Across My Heart Like It Was Texas

She’s Actin’ Single… I’m Drinkin’ Doubles

She’s Got Freckles On Her, But She’s Pretty

She’s Got The Rhythm (And I Got The Blues)

Thank God And Greyhound She’s Gone

Thanks To The Cathouse, I’m In The Doghouse With You

The Pint Of No Return

There Ain’t Enough Room In My Fruit Of The Looms To Hold All My Lovin’ For You

Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart

Waitin’ In Your Welfare Line

What Made Milwaukee Famous Has Made A Loser Out Of Me

When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I’ll Think You’re Walking In

Who’s Gonna Mow Your Grass?

Who’s Gonna Take The Garbage Out When I’m Dead And Gone?

Why Did You Leave The One You Left Me For?

Why Do You Believe Me When I Tell You That I Love You When You Know I’ve Been A Liar All My Life?

Your Negligee Has Turned To Flannel Nightgowns

You’re A Hangnail On My Heart And I’m Gonna Cut You Off

You’re A Hard Dog To Keep Under The Porch

You’re Going To Ruin My Bad Reputation

You’re The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

It’s Winter Fair week in Manitoba. Brandon is home to the largest indoor event of it’s kind for the next few days, with show for kids, adults, ag exhibits and a trade show.

Some inital concern when rumours started circulating online that the show was not going to let kids handle the animals in the petting zoo. This led to a few a few messages from listeners/viewers asking if the zoo has changed its rules regarding holding and petting the animals and will update when we know more. UPDATE: NO CHANGES to the PETTINGSS ZOO at the fair.

If you’ve never been to the Winter Fair in Brandon, here’s a taste of what it’s like:

For tickets, show information and more, visit: https://provincialexhibition.com/royal-manitoba-winter-fair/

Did someone WIN a 1/4 Million Dollars in the Kinsmen Jackpot Bingo this weekend!?!?!?!?! According to the Vic Mini Mart’s FB page, someone sure did.

Concert Goes have had enough of Ticketmaster. Class Action begings today.

Are McD’s Birthday parties still a thing? YES! Yes they are!



“They are tater tots with mushroom soup and sour cream and grated cheese. We used 2 bags of tater tots and 2 cans of mushroom soup and 1 500ml 5% sour cream and 2 cups of marble cheese.”


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